Irreverent rant n testymeant: tich backhouse
Got flea in me ear
caint be shuffled off t hell
widout benefit o appeal t wotzwot
tis jurisdiction o common plea
taint big deal tiz bumsteer
prim or maudlin bible-punchin
brot uz to dis pass
bended knee to mitred boss on high
nix on blame n guilt tiz small beer
seems pundit god fabled celeb in ecstatic fit
went gaga jines bevy o disportin spheres az wun
blows script dis wurld on ours slips offen hook
anomaly wid mind f owen
grate unifying theory unstuck
cumz orbital spin whimsickal
spurns imperative net o niceties
regularity aint zactly where itz at
seasons along o nite n day kick traces
till chancetz lack clout
odds n evens juggle places
'n wot cuddnt be cumz about
animated matter
roused frum cumbrous clay
by sunz radiance bidden
crawls on land propels in sea
each feedin on remains o tother
dietz implicit conservation
elemental sphere
habitat o proliferatin critters
thorough ordeal o happenstance
provokes urgency ter suffer n persist
commandin guile n craft
means dat persuade sentient beins
ter triumph n surpass
ober wot dey were an now iz
till upstart species
aspires t status atop heap
full o theyselns
az favoured beyond mortal ken
whan I tich were tad back then
skipped sunday schoo-ul fer deviltry
clumb up nearby abandoned windmill
an' lookit far
openin eyes how prospects depend
az stature o humans diminishes
view hullo frum on high heady tonic
dig tich filosofusser n gadfly
axin dis grate pinweelin proliferation
wherewhichwise be you agoin
sizin up does n donts
I figger how more fools kicks bucket
dan enters mewlin fer tit
quiz how cumz about dis burden o care
arrogatin estate ober earthen naybours
handed down az damnable legacy
contrary t second nature o give-n-take
tiz greed tiz prejudice tiz vulgar pride
wud deny we iz kin
wotz point o larnin matters
beyon our sensible ken
if'n they don’t sit obligin
like painterz model
compliant t perfecshunz exactitude
till orl wunderz ob dis consummation
seem throwen like gardez loo frum casement
or night-soil on fields o bishopz glebe
nah quitten tizzy
we kin wit queriex acumen or mudder wit
resolve wotz nearby an ' at large
stead o bandyin contumashush pros n cons
as if'n eyen lost touch wi' haid
sez I tich surely conclusive
opt fer originall provenance
deaf ear t bumptious propheteers
an' lib owen lot az best t prove
we aint stuckup gods nor lickspittles neider
accomplex nodes o sentience we
carbon copies haha
sweet generous birthrite gibben
cos we iz dem n dey iz us
engorgin n transformin
nut cowerin on fall o hammer
cum soon cum later by-n-bye
tiz nut ours ter pry
wherezupon leavin off me disquizition
landlord tis honour bends yr dooty
tap barrel o feisty forebeerz brew
grateful draught we sups
in cheer o gran ancestral lineage
wez tagend on
frum mite to might-be
you haz dun uz proud
I is toot finis
tich, oct 21st, '008, blaxsmit armz
